Going back to someone’s blog and blaming them for your loss of followers after reblogging something of theirs, is like going back to the cow and blaming it for your overcooked steak.
“She´s not corky, she got no bangs, tall, fat, really ugly eyes…her name is Yolanda Winston”
Favourite TV couple…
(Source: yolobieber, via bethenicktomyjess)
Jess: Turn left.
Nick: Nope, I'mma take three rights!
Nick: *turns right*
If you don’t have blisters, you aren’t doing it right.
My poor digits after three hours of #busking in uptown #Waterloo, can days get better than this? #guitar #music
Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.
THERE’S THE DOOR
(Source: vectorbelly, via opinionsareimmunity)
I made a funny ashtray for our porch, don’t be too jelly. #crafty #drawing #ashtray #putyourbuttinme #portrait
Who says you can’t live off of gin and juice, redbull, poppers, adderall, cigarettes, and bar peanuts for 48 hours?
Certainly not I. Cause apparently you can.
Nice one, Jam.
Hey remember that one time?
Yeah, me neither.
Jamie I have a photo of you passed out in a in a pile of garbage, this ones funnier.
